Slogans

Here are some sign slogan suggestions for either rally on October 30: to Restore Sanity or to Keep Fear Alive. The sources wish to remain anonymous, but you'll know them if you see them downtown. Have fun with it. We all need a break.

1. My opinions on issues are too complex to fit on a rally sign.

2. Firefighters are socialists.

3. After much in-depth research, I am pro-masturbation.

4. I appreciate a rally that is intentionally ironic.

5. I am pro spell-check.

6. Keep the theory of evolution where it belongs:  in our nation’s science classes.

7. Please stop revising our textbooks (especially the history ones).

8. I have hobbies and interests that extend beyond rally attendance.

9. Please stop equating socialism with fascism.  They are different, mutually exclusive forms of government. 

10. Fear is all you need.

11. Fear fills the hole in my life that was left when my cat died/I lost my job.

12. Fear fills the hole in my life that my gun collection can’t.

13. I enjoy oversimplification and buzzwords.

14. Without fear, I might have to do something productive with my free time. 

15. Without fear, I might have to give back to the community/spend time with my kids.

16. Fear allows me to defend the constitution without having to read it.  What a time saver.

17. Without fear, the optimists win. 

18. Conspiracy theories help me avoid real life.